Bradworthy News - October 2000

More blonde jokes

Why did the blonde climb up onto the pub roof?: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Why do blondes take the bill?: So they know what day of the week it is.
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?: Stick a pressure gauge in her ear.
Why did the blonde die while drinking milk?: The cow fell on her.
Why do blondes have more fun?: They're easier to amuse.
Why don't blondes double-up recipes at dinner parties?: The oven won't go to 700°F.