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Bradworthy News - August 2000

Some more court cases…

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Did you blow your horn or anything?
After the accident?
No, before the accident.
Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

How many times have you committed suicide?

Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
We both do.
Voodoo?
We do.
You do?
Yes, voodoo.
Sir, what is your IQ?
Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Yes.
And what were you doing at that time?

How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Yes.
And these stairs, did they go up also?

Are you qualified to give a urine sample?


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