Eric was having a major crisis this afternoon so we've gratuitously used this photo instead. Thanks Alex, but I'm sure we've not heard the last of this yet!
and just to fill in the space, here's
In the vestry of a New England church
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
On the grounds of a public school
No trespassing without permission.
In a clothing store
Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a men's clothing store
15 men's wool suits, £10. They won't last an hour!
Outside a country shop
We buy junk and sell antiques.
In the window of an Oregon store
Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?
On a radiator repair garage
Best place to take a leak.
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