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Bradworthy News - June 2000

Crossword, by Eric Mitchell

Eric was having a major crisis this afternoon so we've gratuitously used this photo instead. Thanks Alex, but I'm sure we've not heard the last of this yet!

…and just to fill in the space, here's…

Photo of Rob Coles

Some signs

In the vestry of a New England church

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

In a Pennsylvania cemetery

Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

On the grounds of a public school

No trespassing without permission.

In a clothing store

Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

In a men's clothing store

15 men's wool suits, £10. They won't last an hour!

Outside a country shop

We buy junk and sell antiques.

In the window of an Oregon store

Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?

On a radiator repair garage

Best place to take a leak.


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