Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go “Aaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhh!” and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in.
He said “I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library”. I thought “That's a turn-up for the books”.
And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said “Do you earn a living doing that?” He said “Yes, this is my livelihood”.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you give me a lift?” I said “Sure, you look great. The world's your oyster, go for it”.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on my windscreen, it said 'Parking fine'. So that was nice.
So I went down to my local ice-cream shop, and said “I want to buy an ice-cream”. He said “Hundreds and thousands?” I said “We'll start with one.” He said “Knickerbocker glory?” I said “I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes”.
Now most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought “This is unusual”. And the dentist said to me “Mr. Vine, get out of the filing cabinet”.