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Bradworthy News - March 2000

I'm Henry

In Sydney, 120 men named Henry attacked each other during a “My Name is Henry” convention.

Henry Pantie of Canberra accused Henry Pap of Sydney of not being a Henry at all, but in fact an Angus.

“It was a lie”, explained Mr Pap, “I'm a Henry and always will be”, whereupon Henry Pap attacked Henry Pantie, whilst two other Henrys - Jones and Dyer - attempted to pull them apart.

Several more Henrys - Smith, Calderwood and Andrews - became involved and soon the entire convention descended into a giant fist fight.

The brawl was eventually broken up by riot police, led by a man named Shane.


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