Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. A South African applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department Manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the South African the job”
Murphy: “And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!”
Manager: “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.”
Murphy: “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”
Manager: “Simple, the South African put down on question #5, ‘I don't know’. You put down ‘Neither do I’.”
Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile, just drinking gets boring, so the first guy looks at the second guy and says, “Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?”
The second guy says, “Wow, you have an airplane? Let's go!”
So they get some more beer and go for a tour around the city in the plane. Eventually they get bored with this too, so they decide to land. The drunk pilot starts circling around looking for a place to land, and he sees an airstrip close by. He says his new buddy along for the ride, “Let's land here. It looks like it's as good a place as any.”
So he circles around and goes in for a landing, but at the last minute he swerves and pulls back up. “Shoot!” he says, “That is the SHORTEST runway I have ever seen! How is anyone supposed to land on it?” But since it's the only runway nearby, he decides to try again, with the same result.
Getting pretty irritated, the pilot says to his friend, “All right, I'm going to try ONE more time, and if I can't land it we're just going to crash and hope we don't die.” So they end up crashing, and miraculously neither is hurt.
When they crawl out of the wreckage, the first guy is swears and gesticulates wildly at the runway. “I'm gonna find whoever designed this crazy runway! He must be total moron! No one could land on anything that short!”
The second guy looks around and says “Yeah, but look how wide it is!”