Recently Dukey's computer was playing up after a power cut - the mouse wasn't working at all and the computer was displaying a button marked "C to continue". For 20 minutes he was stuck there puzzled - because his mouse wasn't working he couldn't see how he could click on the 'C to continue' button. Eventually Charlie was summoned home to sort things out. 'C' - on the keyboard!
This is a story about a young lad who is, lets say, about 18 months old. Anyway this youngster - lets call him 'Jake' - was shopping at Mole Valley Farmers in Holsworthy (with his parents, obviously) and was getting a bit bored, so mum gave him the car keys to play with (Jake likes rattling the keys, you see). Anyway service was a bit slow and Jake was still fidgety, so mum - lets call her 'Michelle' - took him out to play in the car because he loves standing in the drivers seat and steering, as all little boys do. Mum walked round to the passenger side when she heard a 'clunk'. Jake had pressed the door lock (central locking of course). Still Michelle had the keys no, didn't have the keys. Jake had them, and he was inside. Could they get him to open the door? No. He did manage to turn the headlights on though. Quite a crowd gathered apparently - well it was Saturday afternoon and the Mole Valley staff wanted to go home! Jake enjoyed the attention for over an hour before Nick Wellington came to the rescue with a spare set of keys. But he didn't bring a spare battery!