Phone rings. Local milk-maid, Jo, answers (she's baby-sitting the cows while the owner is away). There's a cow walking around in the field at the end of Mill Road with a bucket on its head. Get away! Eventually Jo realises that this isn't a wind-up, and runs off to assist the cow. Yes, the cow has a bucket with a hole in the bottom well and truly stuck on its head. No amount of shaking is going to help - its nearly around its neck. So Jo goes over to the (none too happy) cow to remove the bucket - she gives it a yank, but it doesn't come off. All the other cows are circling, like Indians around a stranded wagon train. By now a small crowd has gathered. Laugh I nearly cried. Jo has another go - no success. In desperation she grabs the bucket and pulls with all her might. The bucket comes off, Jo ends up on her backside, and the audience applaud. Norman suggested she should be awarded both horns and the tail.