Bradworthy News - June 1999

A laugh or what? ...some of Elaine's jokes

How does the man help out in the home?

He lifts up his feet while the wife is vacuuming.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T ringed home.

Why does a psychiatric analysis go quicker for men than women?

Because when it is time to go back to childhood the man is already there.

What did God say after he created man?

"I can do better than that."

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control by his feet.

How do men exercise at the beach?

They suck in their stomach every time they see a bikini.

Why are all blond jokes so short?

So that men can understand them.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know, it has never happened.

How many intelligent, honest, considerate men does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What is the only difference between Fathers day and the other 364 days according to men?

The card.

What is it called when a women is paralysed from the waist down?

Marriage.

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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