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Bradworthy News - May 1999

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For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make Artificial Perspiration.

For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.

Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.

Germinate: To become a naturalised German.


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