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A monsoon is a French gentlemen. For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead. To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow. Genetics explains why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should. Water vapour gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does. There Is a tremendous weight pushing down on the centre of the earth because so many people are stomping around there these days. Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there. The word ‘trousers’ is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming down. Rain is saved up in cloud banks. I’m not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know how to do it, and that’s the important thing. You can listen to thunder and tell how close it came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you got it, so never mind. The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. Someday we might discover magnets that can point in any direction. One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. Thunder is a rich source of loudness. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions. |
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating. Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun but I have never been able to make out the numbers. In making rain water, it takes everything from H to 0. Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog’s tongue will kill the strongest man. Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound. It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live other places. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. Nitrogen is not found In Ireland because it is not found in a free state. Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u. Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil. Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone blood-shot. Before giving a blood transfusion find out if the blood is affirmative or negative. To prevent contraception: wear a condominium. |